The importance of English language in our life: jokes

The importance of English language in our life: jokes: Good Manners A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners. "Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady's foot...

Slang

Bite-me! (Cai for/Dane-se)

Bimbo:(Mulher bonita e burra)

Proverb

                                                   "Seek knowledge wherever you be"
                                              (Procura instruir-te onde quer que estejas)

Song

Brighter than the sun – Colbie Caillat

Stop me on the corner
It's where you hit me like a vision
I, I, I wasn't expecting
But who am I to tell fate where it's supposed to go with it?
Don't you blink you might miss it
See we got a right to just love it or leave it
You find it and keep it
Cause it ain't every day you get the chance to say
Oh, this is how it starts, lighting strikes the heart
It goes off like a gun, brighter than the sun
Oh, we could be the stars, falling from the sky
Shining how we want, brighter than the sun
I never seen it, but I found this love I'm undefeated
You better believe I'm gonna treat it better than anything I've ever had
Cause you're so damn beautiful read it
It's signed and delivered, let's seal it
Boy we go together like peanuts and paydays
As Marley and reggae
And everybody need to get the chance to say
Oh, this is how it starts, lighting strikes the heart
It goes off like a gun, brighter than the sun
Oh, we could be the stars, falling from the sky
Shining how we want, brighter than the sun
Everything is like a whiteout,
Cause we shooka shooka shine down
Even when the when the light's out
But I can see you glow
Got my head up in the rafters, got me happy ever after
Never felt this way before,
Ain't felt this way before
It's where you hit me like a vision
I, I, I wasn't expecting
But who am I to tell fate where it's supposed to go?
Oh, this is how it starts, lighting strikes the heart
It goes off like a gun, brighter than the sun
Oh, we could be the stars, falling from the sky
Shining how we want, brighter than the sun (2 vezes)
Brighter than the sun (3 vezes)
Oh, this is how it starts, lighting strikes the heart
It goes off like a gun, brighter than the sun (4 vezes)

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jokes

Good Manners
A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners.
"Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady's foot. What do you do?"
"I say pardon me."
"Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?"
"Step on the other foot to get a second one."